Most kids wake up to a loving parent, or an alram clock. I wake up to a bloody nose and sprained wrist.
Most kids eat a healthy breakfast. I eat whatever I can if there is any.
Most kids have a different uniform everyday. I wear the same one.
Most kids have lots of friends. I might have one.
Most kids don’t get bullied day-to-day. I’m lucky to not get bullied three times a day.
When most kids get home their parents say hello and fix dinner. I get shoved against a wall and am unconscious for atleast an hour.
When most kids go to bed, they are snuggled warm under covers having wonderful dreams. I am laying on the floor beging to not wake up the next morning.Reblog if you are against child abuse.
where are the notes? this should have way more notes.
Sex is the weirdest thing because one person puts their protruding bit of flesh into a HOLE IN ANOTHER PERSON’S BODY and like rubs it around in there until genetic material is injected into that other person which combines with a DIFFERENT bit of genetic material and BECOMES ANOTHER PERSON like WHAT
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Don’t ask me how but it seems that my subconscious was able to invent a playable improv game in my dreams. I put it to the test in rehearsal today and everyone loved it. The rules are as such:
- There are three chairs. The center chair has 5 or 6 random objects on it and the other two chairs are where the players sit.
- The audience gives the players a location, a relationship, and a basic character outline.
- With a logical conversation, the players have to create a scene that includes references to the items in the chair between them. And ‘logical conversation’, that means you can’t just pick up a pack of gum and ask “do you want some gum?”.
- When all the items have been removed, the first player to sit in the now empty chair is the champion. The other player has to log roll back to their seat. This is called the roll of shame.
- Now a new player can challenge the champion!
Feel free to make adjustments to the rules as you play.
submitted by tardisyouaredrunk
Huh, this actually sounds pretty interesting :) I like prop games, so this kinda thing is fun for me :p
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